Friday, November 19, 2010

Farwell, Pat Burns





Pat Burns, one of the more popular coaches in Bruins history and the only man to win the Jack Adams Award (best coach) with three separate teams, passed away today at the too-young age of 58 after losing his third battle with our modern plague.

After two previous battles with cancer, Burns opted to skip further treatment and live out the remainder of his days. The fiery former cop went from Canadian Jrs. to the Stanley Cup Finals in just two years and his blunt style made him a favorite among fans, if not always his players.

He did 3+ memorable seasons in this city, winning the Adams in his first season here. But like 99% of hockey coaches, he was canned before resurfacing in the swamplands of North Jersey two years later.

Ironically, Burns won his only Stanley Cup with the one team, the New Jersey Devils, that he didn’t win coach of the year with.

Burns was twice eligible for Hockey Hall of Fame induction but was inexplicably denied both times by the HHOF’s ridiculous process (like most HOFs). Prior to the last induction, there was a heavy campaign to vote Burns because of his terminal condition and people rightly figured that it’s better to elect a living man and allow him to enjoy it rather than years down the road when the man is gone (and that’s exactly what going to happen). It unfortunately fell short.

But being the straight-shooter Burns was, it’s likely he knew for a long while his place in the history of the game and that he will eventually join the others in hockey’s ultimate club.

Farewell, Burnsy. We’ll see you in Toronto soon enough.


Saturday, October 9, 2010

Bs Shit The Bed In Opener

Shit, even the Griswolds had a better start to their trip overseas.


Well, that was awful. The Bs started the season today in Prague with a woeful opening 40 minutes that would be too much to overcome, as they dropped a 5-2 decision to the no-longer-a-punchline Phoenix Coyotes.

After stuffing two breakaways, Tuukka Rask, who was a victim of the play in front of him and kept this from being a real blowout, got beat by Radim Vrbata after a funky end boards carom to make it 1-0.

But Phoenix essentially put this one away in the 2nd thanks to three more tallies that came courtesy of terrible defensive breakdowns and, for whatever reason, a mentally unprepared team (that sounds too familiar). Phoenix just vastly outplayed them in the first two periods. Don't be fooled by the 26 SOG, as Ilya Bryzgalov didn't have to be his usual stellar self.

Down 4-0 heading into the 3rd, the Bs showed a some heart. New guy Nate Horton tallied his first two of the year to halve the lead. The first was off of a nice Milan Lucic pass, the second a PP tally. But on both, Horton showed his sniperability when he has time and space. Unfortunately, the Bruins ran out of both and the comeback effort was snuffed when Vrbata's empty-netter with 1:47 left gave him his second on the year and sealed the 'L' for Boston.

At least the Bs get right back at it tomorrow to wash away the stench of today's shitshow. The second and final game of the Euro-trip will give you a nice segue into the 1:00 football games---an early 10:00 a.m. start on NESN (yes, 10:00 a.m. on Sunday is quite early when you're childless).

A few more buds for your bowl...

*Nate Horton was the lone bright spot on the afternoon, though Rask did his job well despite getting a 4-spot hung on him. He found some space, got fed, and made the most of his chances. It's easy to see the kid's a finisher. Two goals in your Bruins debut is always a good way to get into the fans' good graces. Whereas...

*a -3 (Matt Hunwick) and a -2 (the Blues Brothers---Blake Wheeler and Mike Ryder, as in 'these guys gimme the fucking blues') are a quick way to summon the boo-birds before you even hit home ice.

*I'll be surprised, as well as disheartened, if Claude comes right back with the same line-up. Give Ryder a view from up high and let's see what Jordan Caron can do. And Hunwick obviously needs a breather so McQuaid should get his spot, not only to see what he looks like but to spell Hunwick who, though it's very early, gave no indication that his confidence has returned.

*Though Rask certainly didn't do anything to play himself out of the starting line-up, I wouldn't be surprised to see Tim Thomas get the nod tomorrow. After the game, the Bs don't play again until Saturday in New Jersey so Julien might give Thomas a crack at his first real game action since last season's "nobody get hurt" season finale at MSG.

*Nice to see 4th liner Greg Campbell willing to throw down in order to get the team fired up shortly after Horton's first goal. He took on Vernon Fiddler and acquitted himself well for a guy not billed as a scrapper but Shawn Thornton needn't worry about his role. Hey, it's all about showing up. Speaking of which...

*Where the fuck was somebody after---I believe it was him but I'm not positive---Taylor Pyatt recklessly barreled into Rask in the first? Andy Ference gave him a half-assed push to keep him down on the ice. But otherwise, the response was pathetic. Shit like that can ruin a goalie's knee in a snap and should be policed accordingly (and I don't mean look to Greg's dad). Otherwise, your team's gonna look like a bunch of pussies when opponents can run your goalie and not pay a price for it.

*In his pro debut, Tyler Seguin didn't light the world on fire. Of course, Dan Paille and Mike Ryder aren't exactly gasoline and matches either. He made a couple of nice plays, most notably a set-up that Mark Recchi fumbled a bit before getting a shot off. But also looked like a teenager making his pro debut. And to be fair, he was another -2 player. Not great, not bad. But this kid is gonna grow a little bit each game.




Saturday, September 18, 2010

Savard's Bell Still Rung

Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli disclosed on the eve of camp that top playmaking center Marc Savard is still suffering from post-concussion issues from Matt Cooke's dirty elbow in March and will not be skating just quite yet (it also makes you realize how tough/crazy the players from earlier generations were and how many of them unknowingly put themselves in such danger by returning to game action right away, no doubt with the same issues).

Either way you slice it, this sucks. If you're hoping that Savard is pulling an Al Czervik in retaliation for allegedly getting shopped over the summer, then that doesn't say much about his character---character that was called into question after May's most infamous line change since '79 (for the record, I don't think he's full of shit and didn't have the issue with Savard many others did after Game 7). But it's more likely the alternative---he's still downloading Google maps to get his ass off of Queer St.

Which is a kick in the balls and certainly a cause for concern. He got creamed over six months ago but was able to play in The Series That Shan't Be Named. Yet after his OT bailout in Game 1, he was virtually ineffective due to the post-concussion shit. Even though he was cleared for contact, he clearly wasn't anywhere near the top playmaker that has marked his Bs career. Was his coming back (seemingly) too early to play versus Philly the reason he's not ready to go for camp? He, and looking long-term, the team, would have been better served by resting than jumping into the grind of playoff hockey against the most grinding of playoff teams. It could be that he'd still not be ready for camp whether he played or not. But all it takes it one little shot, and he sure took more than one from a line-crossing Flyers squad, to reset your recovery and it wouldn't surprise me if that's the case here.

Regardless and looking ahead, PC gave no indication of when Savvy will start skating. Could be next week, could be next month.

On the eve of a season that holds so much promise, this news wafts in like a dark cloud. Whether it lingers and rains havoc on the Bruins season or blows out to sea remains to be determined.


Friday, September 17, 2010

Movie Rear-view: The Town

(Note: Occasionally, I'll delve into topics other than the Bruins. This is one of those times.)

In his second directorial effort, after the well-received “Gone Baby Gone”, Cantabrigian Ben Affleck completes his big screen Boston Irish trifecta with “The Town”, a pretty-good-but-not-great movie about a crew of Charlestown stick-up guys being stalked by an Eliot Ness-like FBI Special Agent Frawley (Jon Hamm) while one of the guys (Affleck’s Doug MacRay) falls for a hostage taken in the opening Harvard Square heist scene. The movie is the bastard son of 1973’s quintessential Boston wise guy flick “The Friends of Eddie Coyle” and Denis Leary’s underappreciated “Monument Ave.” ----it gets its bank robber DNA from the former and its shamrock-stamped insight into Townies from the latter.

Boasting an impressive and perfectly-timed cast (Hamm, Jeremy Renner, and Blake Lively have all gotten hot since getting the call), “The Town” held its red carpet premiere Tuesday night at the scene of its nail biting climax, Fenway Park, for about 1,500 locals, crew members, and extras enjoying free beer and popcorn (yes, free beer at Fenway).

Affleck addressed the crowd prior to the screening, thanking the many who helped transform Chuck Hogan’s novel “Prince of Thieves” into the film and dedicating it to “the good people of Charlestown” (these sentiments are echoed at the film’s conclusion).

The film kicks off with a sweet aerial shot of that iconic C-town symbol, the Bunker Hill Monument, and lets us know that the history-soaked one-square mile neighborhood has produced more bank/armored car robbers than anywhere else on the planet. It then gives an example of their ‘craft’, simultaneously showing the planning and execution of a hybrid score---the armored car driver actually gets herded into the bank so I don’t know how the FBI scores that one.

The Rasta skeleton-masked thieves make sure to check for dye packs, clean any prints, and destroy the CC video---aspects of the script Affleck likely got from his many sit-downs with real Townie bank job guys, though none would certainly ever use such a mask. But Jem (Jeremy Renner), the hothead of the crew, decides to take the bank manager Claire Keesey (Rebecca Hall ) hostage, presumably to facilitate their escape, but leaves her unharmed at what appears to be the Lagoon down Castle Island (it most definitely was not East Boston as the Globe asserted). Of course when he finds out she lives in the neighborhood, he wants to off her until MacRay says he’ll handle it. By ‘handle it’, he means ‘put the moves on her’.

Meanwhile, Agent Frawley is heated and on the prowl for the ‘Not Fucking Around Crew’. Much like the real life FBI and robbery heyday the movie is presumably set in (early-to-mid 90s), the feds have a pretty good idea of who is to blame but can’t pin it on them; if the feds didn’t catch you within an hour of the score, there was a good chance they never would unless they got somebody who sang the tune they wanted to hear. As much as I love Don Draper, it was nice to see the affable Hamm show off some of his other chops and grab the role by the balls.

But Frawley doesn’t deter the gang from continuing to find work, as they next bang out a North End score that is far from clean and concludes with a priceless, laugh-out-loud scene that I wouldn’t doubt for a second actually happened.

From there, the FBI intensifies its efforts to snare MacRay, who himself is falling for the bank manager he terrorized while trying to grease the skids for his departure from Krista (a comely Blake Lively), his banged-up girlfriend who is also Jem’s sister. MacRay also meets with his life-serving father (Chris Cooper), butts heads with Jem, and has to answer to a brogue-speaking local crime boss (Peter Postlethwaite). It all leads up to a thrilling, “Heat”-like shootout inside Fenway and on and around Yawkey Way, though “The Town” doesn’t quite reach that movie’s level. Ironically, the crew uses a M.O. virtually unheard of in the Townie underworld and can be chalked up, much like the creepy nun get-ups, to creative liberty. But Affleck makes the most of the carte blanche that the Red Sox gave him (but hopefully doesn’t inspire any copycat shit now that people know there’s a “Casino”-like cash room in the bowels of the shined up dinosaur).

At the end of the day, it’s a quality ‘one last score’ heist movie with a love story as its moral heartbeat that’s worth seeing. The Oscar buzz may fade due to the full slate of Oscar bait on tap for fall/winter. But I can see a Best Supporting Actor nod in there, either for Affleck, Renner, or Hamm.

Grade: B+

A few more buds for your Bunker Hill bowl…

*Affleck doesn’t really dig into the why and how these guys came to be professional, proficient bank robbers (though we’re to believe MacRay’s father essentially passed the gig down to him). They just are and that’s what they do when the movie kicks off. Exploring those themes may have given the viewers more insight into the characters and some scenes more emotional heft. But the movie sticks to the crime formula.

*After about 35 years of media maligning, many in the neighborhood are understandably sensitive about how it’s portrayed to the rest of the world (much like its South Boston cousin). But other than the crew and their affiliates, Affleck didn’t paint locals as dolts as some feared would happen. In fact, he ditched a lot of the local-infused scenes and concentrated on the male principals. Even Lively seemed like she got minimal screen time. Bottom line is it’s a fictional movie based on a book which itself is rooted in fact (C-town being the breeding ground for an inordinate # of guys who do scores). If you don’t want to see it, you don’t have to.

*Local rapper Slaine (from Southie, JP, or Rossie depending on which article you read) and first time actor Owen Burke did solid work in limited roles as wheelmen. Burke got his golden ticket by showing up at a cattle call and getting the nod after Affleck was unable to land his first pick. Local comedian Tony V shows up as a phone company worker as well.

*The script made a nod to the former Charlestown State Prison when one character makes a reference to the “electric chair” being “brought back to Charlestown”. Older Townies still remember lights going dim when the Commonwealth walked prisoners down the green mile. Lively’s character also offers MacRay a “snappa”---local parlance for the devil’s dandruff, cocaine.

*I saw NBA-approved use of Celtics logos, MLB’s permission was obviously granted as the 3rd act was virtually a bullet-riddled Sox ad, Anheuser-Busch products were freely guzzled onscreen and even Levi’s were noticeable, though nobody wore them or the wristbands that Jem sported. But which major company was apparently the only one who wouldn’t grant permission to have their product featured in violent, R-rated movie? None other than the violent, R-rated National Hockey League, as evidenced by MacRay’s Building 19-style Bruins jacket (similar to the one he sported in “Good Will Hunting”). I don’t know if Warner Bros. approached the NHL or not. But given their track record, I’m going to assume the studio reached out to them but was turned away by the short-sighted league. Because that’s just what they do, they blow opportunities.

*Reading the national and international reviews has been a hoot. They’ve butchered more easily found Boston facts than should be allowed by so-called journalists. The AP referred to Charlestown as “just across the Zakim Bridge from Boston”. The A.V. Club said it took place in the “blue-collar suburban [sic] of Jamestown”. EW referred to “Gone Baby Gone” as a Southie movie (it wasn’t despite the Murphy’s Law scenes). Jesus, clean it up people.

*It wouldn’t be a Boston movie if the accents weren’t brought up. But I thought everybody pretty much nailed it, particularly Renner. There will certainly be nobody joining Bebe Neuwirth, Diane Lane, Julianne Moore, and Kevin Costner in the ‘Awful Boston Accent Hall of Shame’.

*In the interest of full disclosure, I did one day’s worth of extra/background work on the film (I was the “cook” in the barroom scene with Lively and Hamm, blink and you’ll miss me in the mirror behind them). I spent the day in a dank and filthy dive in the city of sin. But I also got to see how a movie set gets run in a very tight, intimate environment and as a movie buff, it was quite a thrill and interesting as hell to be a fly on the wall. It also amazes me that a near 12 hour day produced about a minute of screen time.

*Based on good reviews and action-heavy trailers that got ample play, I'll say the movie rakes $24.8M in its first weekend. But more wouldn't surprise me.


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Seguin Signs Three Year Deal, Will Play Wing




The Bruins made it official today, locking up Tyler Seguin for his first three NHL seasons at an annual cap hit of $3.75M (base salary is 900K, per CapGeek.com).

The signing was a formality, albeit a major one, to get Seguin in the fold. But it was relatively smooth sailing as expected.

During a late afternoon conference call today, GM Peter Chiarelli indicated that there will not be a presser to announce signing and that Seguin likely won't be made available to media until camp opens. He also stated that Seguin, provided he makes the team out of camp, will be playing the wing.

For a relatively routine summer day, it may turn out to be one of the biggest in Bruins' annals.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Wheeler Re-Upped For $2.2M



Blake Wheeler signed his one-year $2.2M deal contract this morning, nearly three days after the arbitration hearing that determined his salary was held. No truth to the rumor that the delay was because Wheeler was asked to check the documents.

The signing puts the big, young, but thus-far-soft winger in the fold for the coming season. It also the puts the team over the salary cap without having signed phenom-in-waiting Tyler Seguin (a $3.5Mish cap hit waiting to happen).

Walking away from the award was never an option. Provided they don't trade him for picks (not a stretch given the cap situation, Wheeler's lackluster postseason finish, and willing bodies in Providence that will make a quarter of what he does), the one-year deal essentially gives Wheeler another audition with the team.

After a surprise rookie year, highlighted by this shortie, Wheeler struggled to gain his footing last year, both figuratively and literally, as his many offsides would indicate. To be fair, not having his budding-All Star center healthy or the other winger on his line breathing didn't do much for his offensive game.

The Bs now have a 48 hour buyout period but it's unlikely they'll be taking that particular action with anybody. However, many actions loom on the horizon as Pete Chiarelli gets this roster finalized and under the cap before the European Vacation.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Bs, Wheeler Give Their Sides In Arbitration Case---Answer By Thursday



The Bruins and restricted free agent Blake Wheeler each presented their take today in Toronto during Wheeler's arbitration case. A decision will be rendered by Thursday at the latest.

The 23-year-old dropped from 21 goals in 08-09 down to 18 last season in what was a bit of a regression for the the Monty Burns loafer (i.e. former Gopher). The big winger was often whistled for lazy, useless penalties. But his production drop could be attributed to his center David Krejci's late start and the overall inconsistency of the team.

However, his play in the playoffs, particularly when the stakes were highest, was a cause for concern. In the biggest games of his career on the highest stage, Wheeler was near invisible. He barely hit, hardly used his wide frame to his or the team's advantage, and just plain frustrated fans with his soft play. His size and shot were wasted, despite Claude Julien continuing to put him in a position to succeed.

That said, he's still only 23 and has just two NHL seasons under his belt (in which he's missed only one game). There's no way the Bs are going to walk away from the award and make him an unrestricted free agent. So they'll either trade his rights for picks or, more likely, sign him to the one-year deal. Either way, the front office still has plenty of work to do, as there's still the matter of signing the Grand Prize from from the Kessel Sweepstakes. All while remaining under the cap.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Neely Moves Up In Front Office

Beloved former Bruin Cam Neely was named President of the Bruins at a press conference Wednesday afternoon to become the first to hold the title since Harry Sinden departed the post in 2006.

The move essentially makes Neely the boss of GM Peter Chiarelli---a GM who has some salary cap maneuvering to do in order to ice the best possible team this fall (defensemen Mark Stuart and Johnny Boychuk and forward Mark Recchi remain offseason priorities despite limited cap room).